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co-worker that i work with is so overweight & wears homer simpson ties & constantly has a sweat moustache since he started in june last year & he collects stamps.

me - hey, do you like miranda kerr because she is at david jones today?

co-worker - hmmm well she isnt really that good.

me - what do you mean?

co-worker - well i know you wouldnt think it but i brushed miranda kerr off at the races last year, she was trying it on.

me - so she tried to seduce you while orlando bloom was right next to her?

co-worker - yeaaah pretty much, you know how it is these days. you wouldnt think it but i have actually dated HEAPS of better models than her.

me - i am finding it hard… to believe… that… sorry….