August 11, 2010
July 28, 2010
this is the only reason i am going to splendour in the grass, to look like this. count me in guys!

this is the only reason i am going to splendour in the grass, to look like this. count me in guys!

April 15, 2010

BEST THING EVER.

February 12, 2010
i never get sick of these..

i never get sick of these..

co-worker that i work with is so overweight & wears homer simpson ties & constantly has a sweat moustache since he started in june last year & he collects stamps.

me - hey, do you like miranda kerr because she is at david jones today?

co-worker - hmmm well she isnt really that good.

me - what do you mean?

co-worker - well i know you wouldnt think it but i brushed miranda kerr off at the races last year, she was trying it on.

me - so she tried to seduce you while orlando bloom was right next to her?

co-worker - yeaaah pretty much, you know how it is these days. you wouldnt think it but i have actually dated HEAPS of better models than her.

me - i am finding it hard… to believe… that… sorry….

January 14, 2010
i probably have the best co-workers in the world ?

i probably have the best co-workers in the world ?

October 9, 2009
i dont care about wrinkles or anything to do with getting old. my biggest fearis veins protruding or showing on my body, spider veins and varicose vein..

i dont care about wrinkles or anything to do with getting old. my biggest fearis veins protruding or showing on my body, spider veins and varicose vein..

October 6, 2009
RIP J DILLA

RIP J DILLA

September 18, 2009