this is the only reason i am going to splendour in the grass, to look like this. count me in guys!
2 years ago • 1 note
co-worker that i work with is so overweight & wears homer simpson ties & constantly has a sweat moustache since he started in june last year & he collects stamps.
me - hey, do you like miranda kerr because she is at david jones today?
co-worker - hmmm well she isnt really that good.
me - what do you mean?
co-worker - well i know you wouldnt think it but i brushed miranda kerr off at the races last year, she was trying it on.
me - so she tried to seduce you while orlando bloom was right next to her?
co-worker - yeaaah pretty much, you know how it is these days. you wouldnt think it but i have actually dated HEAPS of better models than her.
me - i am finding it hard… to believe… that… sorry….
3 years ago • 2 notes
i dont care about wrinkles or anything to do with getting old. my biggest fearis veins protruding or showing on my body, spider veins and varicose vein..
3 years ago • 5 notes
